Thursday, April 1, 2010

Normal Hours

You know how sometimes time moves really fast? And other times it drags on for an eternity? Well few people ever talk about when time is going at what seems an almost painfully normal rate. That's what time is doing to me right now. I knew I should have slept in this morning because then I wouldn't be tortured with waiting for something close to nine hours for Kendra to get here. Just to show you the degree to which I have been forced to go, I'm giving you a list of everything I have done today:

! Washed all of my clothes (something around 4 loads of laundry)
@ Washed all my bed fixings (two loads of laundry)
# Made my bed with considerable amounts of effort
$ Put away all those clothes I washed (With folding involved!)
% Straightened my hair
^ Vacuumed the floor of my room
& Hung up more christmas lights on my walls
* Hung up photos, art, and a snake on my walls
( Found the picture of a guy covered in eyes that I drew
!) Lol'd at DeviantART's April fools day joke
!! Made myself brekkers
!@ Made this silly blog thing
!# Sat on my arse and played with my cat
!$ Decorated all 5 drawers of my dresser with amusing chalk-drawings (Yes, there is a tentacle drawer)

I would say that's a good lot of stuff to do. It could at least be 4:00 or something. FFFFFF. Curse you time stream!!!
Uhm... in other news my HALF birthday falls on April fools, which is the actual birthday of my famous-crazy-old-woman-living-in-the-desert-that-looked-like-a-female-version-of-whoever-played-jacob-in-those-twilight-type-movies name-sake's birthday. I would hate to be born on April fools honestly... to many nasty things could happen. I mean think of the shite doctors could pull! Go out to the father and say "Congratulations on your quintuplets!" Or even just be like "Oh dear lord!!!" When the thing comes out. If I were ever a mid-wife (lol yeah right) that's what I would do regardless of the day. Just mess with the parents X3
I guess I should probably go put some clothes on now... you know, other than my Decepticon pajama pants. I could live in these pants...

~I could live in some tentacle pants too.

No comments:

Post a Comment